Oooo it’s final match day, oooo
Who will be relegated today?
Sunday afternoon, boots on the line
All matches go live at the same time
Except this one
Except this one
Eyes on the table
Hands on the gun
One goal, one slip
One name goes down
Crowd on edge
All over town
From UCL nights
To the drop zone fight
Same old club
Different light
Final match day
Final match day
Who will stay?
Who will fade?
Final match day
Final match day
One last kick
One last save
Mighty have fallen
Rightly have fallen
From top-floor dreams
To the gutter calling
Clean sheets gone
And nerves too loud
Every pass feels
Like it’s crossing the crowd
Last whistle near
No room for prayer
One club climbs
While another disappears
North London crying, East London roaring
Spurs on the edge and West Ham are clawing
One derby left in this hell of a season
Winner stays up, the loser stops breathing
White Hart Lane ghosts and Boleyn ground fire
Two clubs that hate each other, both walking the wire
Lads on the pitch know what’s at stake
One mistake here and your club’s wide awake… in the Championship
If Spurs go down and West Ham stay standing
Hammers keep the Prem, Spurs get the branding
Everton win, Leeds get the hammer blow
One result flips it, now the tables all know
Spurs lose at home, Toffees take the three
West Ham beat Leeds, the Hammers stay free
North London tears, East London cheers
Iron cast safe while the Lilywhites disappear
Hold your breath
Watch the line
One more swing
One more time
From glory high
To scrap and steel
The table turns
And makes it real
Final match day
Final match day
Who will stay?
Who will fade?
Final match day
Final match day
Hearts on the line
Souls get displayed
Spurs or West Ham?
One’s gonna cry
Final match day…
One of you dies
Oooo it’s final match day…
Oooo someone’s going down today
